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ruinscape:

french weed joke:

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officialfrenchtoast:

”..the Son of Man came not to be served, but to serve..”
-Matthew 20:28
[via]

officialfrenchtoast:

”..the Son of Man came not to be served, but to serve..”

-Matthew 20:28

[via]

lyssalovescookies:

flailmorpho:

wastelandbabe:

lowbutt:

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS

I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?

lyssalovescookies:

flailmorpho:

wastelandbabe:

lowbutt:

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS

I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?

I just wanna make you cum, make you breakfast, and make you happy.

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road


bust ya nut and off ya strut

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

geekishchic:

baelor:

IM SCREAMING WHO DID THIS

what even

spoken-not-written:

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I’VE SEEN IN MY LIFE

spoken-not-written:

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I’VE SEEN IN MY LIFE

nachts:

rawrimamidget:

yep.

lets give a round of applause to the best joke I’ve seen today. Oh my GOD.

nachts:

rawrimamidget:

yep.

lets give a round of applause to the best joke I’ve seen today. Oh my GOD.


A classic.

A classic.