”..the Son of Man came not to be served, but to serve..”
MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT
I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS
I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?
I just wanna make you cum, make you breakfast, and make you happy.
The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
Jizz and jet
shoot and scoot
blow your load and hit the road
bust ya nut and off ya strut
IM SCREAMING WHO DID THIS
THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I’VE SEEN IN MY LIFE
lets give a round of applause to the best joke I’ve seen today. Oh my GOD.